Dear Malu Fernandez,

Ang totoo nyan, maganda pa sayo ang katulong namin. At least, ang katulong namin, hindi mukhang baboy sa katayan na sinuotan ng wig.



Sakto pagpunta mo sa Greece, Inday; hugis grecian urn ka.

Bigyan kita ng tip, manang. Ang may pera, conscious sa brand na suot nila. Ang burgis, conscious sa brand na suot ng katabi nila. Which one are you?



Funny thing-- I am more affected by her reply to the criticism she's getting. I am outraged at this woman's defense. Malu Fernandez, how dare you hide behind your so-called wit? You're not funny, you're not witty.

Again, Malu Fernandez, you are not funny, you are not witty. Your writing lacks insight, you lack wisdom. You are as empty as a newly bought LV-- and that's how you use a simile effectively, you fat whore.

In this country, DO NOT EVEN DARE CALL YOURSELF AN ELITE, MALU. In this country, most people are too poor to afford an education, much so, a quality one. Thus, Malu, you are not an elite for you are an uneducated sonofabitch.

Those of us who know better? Those of us who are actually talented enough to play with words? We look down on your kind of writing.

Contact me, my dear. I'll teach you how to write.



Siege.